Marlins’ Bizarro Uniforms

So I’m watching the Yankees/Marlins game tonight and Miami is wearing their new/alternate uniforms: black top, orange hat.

Pretty awful combo there. But I’m suddenly struck with an inspiration. What would that look like if it were reversed like a photo-negative?

If that looks familiar to you, it should. We jump in the wayback machine to 1993, the Marlins’ inaugural season:

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/295/999/Hough_display_image.jpg?1316018326

That’s right. The Marlins new uniforms are the photo-opposites of the ones they wore when they came into existence. You couldn’t do a more perfect 180-degree switch without adding in the pinstripes. I hope some guy in marketing got a nice, fat raise for clicking a button in MS Paint.

Chase d’Arnaud makes “The Onion”

The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, has a feature article today that is completely not about Chase d’Arnaud fielding a routine ground ball. The author quotes the player’s manager, who is not Clint Hurdle and complements the quality of the field, which is not McKechnie. Go read it, quickly now.

Updated Trade Tree – Jack Wilson

Back in December Arizona selected Brett Lorin from the Pirates in the Rule 5 draft. Lorin wasn’t going to make the team, so on Saturday the Pirates worked out a deal with the Diamondbacks, sending them the rights to Brett Lorin in exchange for minor leaguer Robby Rowland. This gives me reason to revisit a trade tree for the first time since I started doing them. So, without further ado, here is your updated Jack Wilson Trade Tree.

Here’s the original Jack Wilson Trade Tree, if you’re interested in that.

Weekend Wrapup

Weekend scores:
Friday: 3-3 Tie vs. Tampa. Boxscore.
Saturday (ss): 15-6 Loss at Minnesota. Boxscore.
Saturday (ss): 6-6 Tie vs. Baltimore. Boxscore.
Sunday: 3-1 Win at Toronto. Boxscore.

Trying something new here: a combined box score from the weekend’s four games.

Pittsburgh     AB     R     H     RBI     BB     SO     LOB
Tabata, RF 11 0 5 0 0 1 5
Navarro, 2B-SS 10 0 2 0 0 4 6
Walker, 2B 10 1 1 0 0 1 6
McCutchen, A, CF 10 0 1 0 0 1 8
McGehee, 1B 9 3 4 2 1 2 2
Hague, 1B 9 3 4 4 0 0 3
Barmes, SS 9 1 2 0 0 3 4
McKenry, C 7 1 3 1 1 1 2
Barajas, C 7 1 3 0 0 1 3
Jones, G, 1B 7 1 1 2 0 2 3
Alvarez, 3B 7 0 1 0 0 2 0
Presley, LF 6 1 1 1 0 0 1
McLouth, LF 5 1 2 2 1 2 1
Grossman, CF 5 0 1 0 0 1 2
Harrison, SS-2B 4 0 1 1 1 1 1
Durham, LF 3 0 1 0 0 0 0
Ponce, A, 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 2
Norman, PH 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
Cunningham, 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 0
Gonzalez, B, SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
Grovatt, CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
Karstens, P 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
Sosa, LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
Vasquez, LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
Cabrera, PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bedard, P 1 0 0 1 0 0 0
Farrell, PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lambo, RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Watts, C 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Holt, Br, PR 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Santos, A, PH-RF 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
Jhang, PH 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Alderson, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Aponte, F, PR 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beckman, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cofield, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Correia, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cruz, J, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Diaz, Jo, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fryer, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hanrahan, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Harvey, K, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Johnson, K, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Leroux, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
McCutchen, D, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
McSwain, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Moskos, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wood, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Batting:
Doubles: Hague (1), Barajas (4), Walker (3), McGehee (7)
Triples: Norman (1)
Homers: McGehee (1), Hague 3 (7), McKenry (1), Presley (2), G. Jones (4), McLouth (2)

Baserunning:
SB: Santos, A (1), McCutchen, A (4),
CS: Harrison (2), Barmes (1)
PO: Harrison

Pittsburgh IP H R ER BB SO HR
Bedard 5.0 5 4 4 2 2 2
Karstens 4.0 4 1 1 1 1 0
Alderson 3.0 3 0 0 0 2 0
Correia(L, 1-1) 2.1 12 10 10 0 0 1
Watson 2.0 0 0 0 0 2 0
Johnson, K(W, 1-1) 2.0 2 0 0 0 1 0
Wood 2.0 4 2 2 0 0 1
Grilli 2.0 1 0 0 1 0 0
Lincoln(BS, 1) 2.0 2 3 3 2 3 0
McSwain 1.2 1 0 0 0 0 0
Leroux(H, 3) 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 0
Moskos 1.0 1 0 0 0 2 0
Resop(H, 3) 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Cofield(S, 1) 1.0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Diaz, Jo 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hanrahan 1.0 2 1 1 0 1 0
Harvey, K(BS, 1) 1.0 1 1 1 1 1 1
McCutchen, D 1.0 3 3 3 1 0 0
Beckman 0.2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cruz, J 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0

Very Good: Matt Hague, Casey McGehee, Jose Tabata
Very Bad: Kevin CorreiaBrad Lincoln and Daniel McCutchen

Let me know what you think, I may keep doing these during the season.

Transactions:Traded Brett Lorin to ARI for Robby Rowland. More on this one in a post later today.
Traded Ryota Igarashi to TOR for a PTBNL or cash. A quick trade tree for this one:

Brad Lincoln and Daniel McCutchen were optioned down to AAA, bringing the camp roster down to 27. The last two cuts will have to be made by Opening Day on Thursday.

April Fool’s Day Trade Tree – Ed Ott

If I were a major league ballplayer and someone told me I was being traded on April 1st, I’d think someone was trying to pull one over on me. However, trades do happen, even on days known for their practical jokes. Ed Ott was your average useful catcher: not great with the bat but solid behind the plate with a good arm. I remember Ott being one of my favorites as a young child, mostly because his name was easy to say and remember. Coming off of a decent 1980 season, Ott was dealt to the Angels with Mickey Mahler for Jason Thompson. The Pirates had a promising young catcher named Tony Pena ready to step in and needed a replacement for aging Hall of Famer Willie Stargell. Thompson was then immediately dealt to the Yankees for first baseman Jim Spencer and minor leaguers Greg Cochran and Fred Toliver, but the commissioner blocked the deal. This turned out to be a big boon for the Bucs. Spencer was instead dealt to Oakland midseason and was done the next year. Cochran never made the majors and Toliver bounced around as a middle reliever before ending his career pitching in 12 games for the 1993 Pirates. Thompson started at first for four years, hitting 31 HR and making the All-Star team in 1982.

Thanks again to John Dreker of Pirates Prospects for bringing this deal to my attention. Be sure to read This Day in Pirates History for more on this deal and the Tony Pena/Andy Van Slyke trade which happened six years later to the day.

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